i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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