Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
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the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
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Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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