so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
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pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
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So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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