Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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