Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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