just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
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