Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
You ate ashes out of my bong
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
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