My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
he just fucked me for my cheese..
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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