Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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