today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
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Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
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U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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