school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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