I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
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You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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