Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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