Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
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Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
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I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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