how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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