babies were throwing up all over the place
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
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Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
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If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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