ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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