why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
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I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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