she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
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Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
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It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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