Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
you would pick up someone in the library
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
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My vagina just recognized that song.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
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if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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