hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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