Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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