i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Randomize
