I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
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Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
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So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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