Say something about gay babies.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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