I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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