I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
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he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
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Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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