after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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