She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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