So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
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