I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
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Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
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Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
His nipple licking is glorious
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