idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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