I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
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we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
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I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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