and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
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The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
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Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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