Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
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Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
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to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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