I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
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It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
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i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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