i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
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Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
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Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
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So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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