Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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