I'm so fucking centered right now
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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