he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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