I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Michael Bay diarrhea
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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