And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
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Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
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All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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