When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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