I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
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I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
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Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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