i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
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