so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Randomize