My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
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When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
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I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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