Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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