I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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