she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
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Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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