I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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