Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
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My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
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Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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