As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i can't believe i had my finger in that
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Come on in and take your pants off
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