I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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